::: all hyperlinks contain secret messages :::  PEW, PEW, PEW The old wooden pews in the Nazarene church I grew up in required a sort of sidewinding to maneuver one’s way out. But it wasn’t just Nazarene pews that demanded this certain sort of leg-bumping-hymnal-rack-dodging-side-shuffle to reach the aisles. The pews in other churches worked much the same way – regardless of padding or denominational affiliation. This led many of us children to slide-scoot on our bottoms, down the pew... Read more